Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize