This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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