I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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