Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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