; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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