but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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