Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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