Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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