Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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