is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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