I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Someone signed my nipple.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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