He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I think my nap took me to another dimension
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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