So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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