She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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