he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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