Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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