I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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