I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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