He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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