Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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