i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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