God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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