It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Boobs are out for the taking
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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