i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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