Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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