You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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