I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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