Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Send help, water and tortillas.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Success! We fucked roommates!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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