remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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