I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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