those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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