normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I didn't notice because vodka
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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