Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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