Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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