We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Never underestimate the power of titties
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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