She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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