Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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