we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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