Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
