That's intense
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize