You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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