I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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