i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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