She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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