ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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