HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
