i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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