He kissed a someone with a penis
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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