smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I need to sanitize my soul.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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