Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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