I wish i was in the wii world.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
sex in a hospital.. check
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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