I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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