do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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